Creating the Universe
River Road
The Virginia Exhibit
A Lost Car on Spike Canyon
The Beneficiaries
Invisible The Morning After
Beautiful Shadows
Something Like Wonder
Try to Keep Up
A Series of Moments Between Clocks
The Unromantic REAL World of Gulliver's Travels
Meant for One Thing
The Lesser of Evils
Love and Nemesis
The Sinning Bishop
The World In Your Pocket
Higher Purpose
A Promising Look at Genesis
Not For The Ladies
Fooling Around and Falling In Love
The Tediousness of Tragic Love
Poetic Analysis for "The Trees"
Creation On Dub
Creating the Universe
Fast Acting In Small Doses
As Crazy As They
We Can Always Use More Utopia
A Little Church in Corinth
The Theory of Carl Rogers
Historically Speaking
Different Shades, Same Color
A Rose for a Funeral
Obsessed With Race

     And so, in six days God created the Earth, the sky, the sun and moon, as well as the stars.

     So tell me this: Who's in charge of the other planets? Could there perhaps be other Gods working simultaneously? As far as I can see, the others took the easy way through their work.

Three telling examples:

     On the first day, Lobo created a big, damp, scratchy rock, and he saw that it was good. On the second day, Lobo basked in the pool with a martini, knowing that creating life forms was useless. Earth God's creations would surely let their technology get out of hand and arrive on Neptune soon enough.

     On the first day, pale Simone created another big scratchy rock...but this one was dry, like her personality. On the second day, her rage overcame her and she spread volcanoes around its surface sporatically. On the third day, she moved her rock close to the Earth God's "Sun" so she could try, in a series of unsuccessful attempts, to get a tan and lighten up a little.

     On the first and second days, Buck did nothing. He was an infamous procrastinator, which was part of the reason that he was assigned the creation of a small, insignificant planet far away from his much more ambitious childhood friend, Earth God. Buck finally got out of bed on the third day and created a little thing that nobody knows much about. He was supposed to take care of publicity on the fourth day, but...well, you'd have to know Buck.

Katherine Kennon (2005)